Mommy's House Rules. For Masturbation

Masturbation is good. Masturbation is natural. But my house is not a fraternity. We have rules of engagement, you know?

Titillating Tidbits: Enough with the Double Speak Double Speak

Why counting dates before sex is ridiculously stupid. But I still won’t sleep with you unless you at least feed me first. And I mean a real meal. On a table. With utensils and other fancy stuff.

Titillating Tidbits: Dick Pic = Cock Block, Unless …

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

Titillating Tips: Give Up the 32 Pearls

The second of a series of posts offering advice for dudes with respect to the ladies, though this one goes both ways.

Titillating Tips: Takes 2 to Tangle

Weekly advice for the dudes as it relates to the ladies. You may thank me by puttin’ a little sumpin-sumpin in the tip jar. Or introducing me to your brother. Feel free to ask questions or suggest topics for tips, too.

Back-to-School Essay: What I Did This Summer

I believe in teachable moments. So remind me next time I get a wild hair (or is it wild hare?) up my booty to take the boys camping by my lonesome what I learned this summer. And make me pack a lot of wine.

For Men: MID's Guide to Gettin' the Girl — Feel Free to Use Any Definition of "Gettin'" That's Applicable to You

A baker’s dozen of pointers for you dudes who want to know how to get lucky in love or just get lucky.

Wouldn’t You Like to be a Mominatrix, Too?

If I’m gonna get 15 seconds of fame, this is exactly the way I’d want to get it. Such an honor from The Dame Mominatrix!

Wordless Wednesday: My Inspiration

Being Robbed Is No Laughing Matter … *snort!*

Who steals a girl’s toys? And what the hell are they going to do with them? *Covers ears and eyes.* No, no. I don’t really want to know, thanks.

Mommy’s Little Helper: Duct Tape’s Got Nothin’ On You

I know duct tape is man’s go-to tool. From what I hear, a man could be deserted on an island, but as long as he had duct tape, his dog and booze, he’d not panic about when he was getting out of there. I mean, sure, Tom Hanks only needed Wilson — none of that [Read More of This Rant]

Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It

Wherein I solicit your help in 140 characters or fewer to snag a man ….